What’s the Matter with Morris

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Sally's in the kitchen mixing up the chilli con, yeah Harry's in the sitting room splashing out the Blue Nun, yeah Barry's got Moroccan red From his lab technician friend And Leonard Cohen's singing Suzanne on a blue dansette [Verse 2] Harry married Natalie, now they have a family, yeah Ricky's sitting pretty doing something in the city, oh yeah Johnny went to college out west And now he's got a steady job, yes Something he can't talk about, working for the government, yeah [Chorus] What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He's not the same since he left school What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He don't look too cool [Verse 3] Tim went back to school again, now he practice medicine, yeah Kelly's on the eco scene, now he writes for magazines, yeah Morris got dumped by Pru And now he never leaves his room Mamma don't like it, Papa don't like it too [Chorus] What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He's not the same since he left school What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He don't look too cool (No, no, no, no) What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He's not the same since he left school What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He don't look too cool (No, no, no, no) What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He's not the same since he left school What's the matter with, what's the matter with Morris? He don't look too cool (No, no, no, no)