The Boy Least Likely To Is a Machine

Lyrics

I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To It feeds me shortbread biscuits And it makes my little dreams come true It thinks for me And everything I used to do it does for me It's made of aluminum And it runs off pencil batteries I know that it makes me happy But something about it frightens me I made a machine To make my life easier But it's made it more complicated Than it ever was before I programmed it To simulate the feelings that I used to get It reads me bedtime stories And it makes me feel human again It doesn't have to understand What it's doing And it does everything A human being can It stores my thoughts and feelings In its database I tell it things When I'm feeling sad Sometimes it the only Real friend that I have And that's what makes me sad I made a machine Called The Boy Least Likely To It has lots of switches and buttons But I don't know what they do I know it can't Understand the intricacies of my heart But when I cuddle up to it It comes to life in my arms I know that it makes me happy But something about it frightens me