World’s on Heroin

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The world's on heroin I'm on strike against all this laziness I try to go for all Despite all the underachievers [Pre-Chorus] From the government to the drive-thru guy The delayed results with no reasons why My only guess, they must be high [Chorus] I wanna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin [Verse 2] The world's on heroin Everybody is standin' in my way I try to use my brain Stupidity is thrown in my face [Pre-Chorus] I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place And the world keeps turnin' at a turtle's pace Get it over with, and check into NA [Chorus] I wanna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin [Bridge] If I had my way I'd prefer if everyone was on speed I'm so sick of the "no-can-do" And the failures you concede At any rate, from the looks of things Everyone's nodding out but me [Verse 3] The world's on heroin Too many lazy morons in my face The world's on heroin Everybody acts like a zombie [Pre-Chorus] I'm not sayin' I'm better than them I don't have the kind of time to spend With slacker types tryin' to be my friend [Chorus] I wanna put an end to all of them But I don't know where to begin 'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin [Outro] Heroin!