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Late last night, she called me on the telephone Late last night, I was watching tellyonmy own She said,"We need to talk" So I puther on the speaker-phone and let her squawk Sat back and watched Man U 2-1 at home I said, "I love you so" Just then Man City scored another goal I thought football's just like love But she said, "No!" She said we needed to talk of our relationship She said she wasn't happy and I was too insensitive She said "Where'd you think we're going?" I said, "Search me, honeybun, how would I know? But do you want a biryani to go?" She said, "No!" She said, "You're messed up in the head" I said, "The answer to our problem lies between my legs" I don't think she got that joke when she screamed "No!" Well, I'm her long tall daddy and she's my gonest girl We're the coolest cats but we're occupying different worlds It's as incompatible as that It's like she's Officer Dibble and I'm Top Cat But I guess that's how we roll when she says "No!" She says, "You're such a selfish pig" I say, "Fair enough, baby", trying to be sensitive You should watch that volcano blow When she says, "No!" Argh, you fuckin' Prick! No!