Celebrator

Lyrics

I just want to join the party But the confetti falling is razor-sharpened and I just want to blow out the candles But the cake is sprinkled with punctured skulls I just want to celebrate But the stripper they hired lost both her legs I just want to join the party But the piñata's stuffed with oil and sand I just want the flag to be my baby But her kissing breath is so revolting Tastes like hospitals, machine guns Burning hair, McDonald's buns I peel the wrapping paper back And I'm staring at an amputee When they fish a corpse out of the pool The applause light goes beep, beep, beep, beep, beep And every soldier's spewing black cum (I want to celebrate!) From their victory hard-on, yeah (I want to celebrate!) And the clown in the fight suit (I want to celebrate!) Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!) The children smile and clap their hands As they pull another baby from the rubble While their parents scamper for a partner Come on and dance, do the freedom shuffle I just want to join the party But the song on the karaoke Says, "If you want to celebrate Compassion is cruelty and hip, hip, hooray!" And every soldier's spewing black cum (I want to celebrate!) From their victory hard-on, yeah (I want to celebrate!) And the clown in the fight suit (I want to celebrate!) Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!) Wolf-faced gladiators Always ruin a party They lick your punch, bomb out your windows Feel up your wife, chew up your clothes And every soldier's spewing black cum (I want to celebrate!) From their victory hard-on, yeah (I want to celebrate!) And the clown in the fight suit (I want to celebrate!) Is cracking jokes to the camera crew (I want to celebrate!)