Crazy Nando

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, go get'em, boy Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show [Verse 1] Let me introduce you to one of the greatest of all time I'm talking about Crazy Nando Even his own shadow shines Oh, he's so gorgeous, even the blind can see He's a true Casanova, just pure ecstasy Listen [Chorus] Call Fernando if you're feeling sad and low Call Fernando, Crazy Nando Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on the show Call Fernando, Crazy Nando [Verse 2] He just can't get enough He's a super freak He's a love dealer, a pain killer And he never sleeps Oh, he's a womanizer, don't you ever forget If you get too exposed, he's gonna make you sweat [Chorus] Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor Lying naked, Crazy Nando Crazy Nando, in the bedroom with two blondes Crazy Nando; baby, please don't go [Skit] - Hello. Who is this? - It's me, honey - Ooh, baby, it's you… You know, baby, don't get me wrong… but i told you before, don't call me this late… I'm in the middle of something here - But I miss you so much… - Come here, big boy - Honey? Who's there with you? Who's there with you? - It's nobody, baby - It's a woman, I can hear it! Don't lie to me! - No, baby! Don't say that! It isn't true! I'm working. I told you before… I'm working, I'm working, baby! - Don't lie to me, Nando! I'm gonna leave you, motherfucker. Don't call me no more. Got me? No more! - No, please, baby! Hang on, baby, please! [Chorus] Crazy Nando, lying naked on the floor Lying naked, Crazy Nando Crazy Nando, he's gonna make it back for more Gonna make it back, gonna make it back Nasty Nando, lady lover on the floor Lying naked, Crazy Nando Crazy Nando, he's gonna make it back for more Gonna make it back, gonna make it back Right on, brother [Skit] You know, after banging these girls six times in a row (What?!), something unexpected happened...(Who is this?) - You're banging my wife, motherfucka! I'm gonna kill you! And all of the sudden, Fernando had to jump out of the window, from the fifth floor. No pants on, barefoot on the ground... Can you imagine that? Yeah… And the neighbors came out and scream in unison, like this: Go, Fernando; Go, Fernando Get on your feet and run for your life (Go ahead, one more time) Go, Fernando; Go, Fernando Get on your feet and run for your life (Let the trial begin) [Bridge] Now it's time to pray, Fernando And the payment is overdue You may cry out loud for Jesus But there's nothing He can do I've been nothing but good-loving and love is the only way You ain't loving no more Justice will be served today Crazy Nando, lying helpless on the floor Crazy Nando, he knows how to put on a show And that's why And that's why he's still helpless on the floor Lying naked on the floor (Help us) Lying naked on the floor Lying naked on the floor Lying naked on the floor