The Long One

Lyrics

[Part I: You Never Give Me Your Money] [Intro] RS2 [Verse 1] You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper And in the middle of negotiations You break down [Verse 2] I never give you my number I only give you my situation And in the middle of investigation I break down [Verse 3] Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent All the money's gone, nowhere to go Any job, I got the sack Monday morning, turning back Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go Nowhere to go [Verse 4] One sweet dream Pick up the bags and get in the limousine Soon we'll be away from here Step on the gas and wipe that tear away One sweet dream came true today Came true today Came true today Yes, it did [Outro] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good children go to Heaven [Part II: Sun King] [Chorus] Here comes the sun king Here comes the sun king [Verse 1] Everybody is laughing Everybody is happy [Chorus] Here comes the sun king [Verse 2] Quando para mucho mi amore de felice corazón Mundo paparazzi mi amore chicka ferdy parasol Questo obrigado tanta mucho cake and eat it carousel [Part III: Mean Mr. Mustard] [Verse 1] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man [Verse 2] His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Dirty old man [Part IV: Her Majesty] [Verse] Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a bellyful of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm going to make her mine Oh yeah, someday I'm going to make her mine [Part V: Polythene Pam] [Verse 1] Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking, but she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World" Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] (Yeah!) Great! Feels good that, feels good Oh listen to that now Oh, look out! It's- [Part VI: She Came In Through the Bathroom Window] [Verse 1] She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon [Chorus] Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me [Verse 2] She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew what I could not say And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal, but she could not rob [Chorus] Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah [Part VII: Golden Slumbers] [Verse 1: Paul McCartney] Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home [Refrain: Paul McCartney] Sleep pretty darling, do not cry And I will sing a lullaby [Verse 2: Paul McCartney] Golden slumbers fill your eyes Smiles await you when you rise [Refrain: Paul McCartney] Sleep pretty darling, do not cry And I will sing a lullaby [Verse 1: Paul McCartney] Once there was a way to get back homeward Once there was a way to get back home [Refrain: Paul McCartney] Sleep pretty darling, do not cry And I will sing a lullaby [Part VIII: Carry That Weight] [Chorus] Boy, you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time Boy, you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time [Instrumental Break] [Verse] I never give you my pillow I only send you my invitations And in the middle of the celebrations I break down [Chorus] Boy, you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time Boy, you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time [Part IX: The End] [Instrumental]