Mean Mr. Mustard (Take 20)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road, yes he does Saving up to buy some clothes, yes he is He keeps a ten-bob note up his nose, yes he does He's such a mean old man, yes he is He's such a mean old man, yes he is [Verse 2] His sister Shelly works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter She's saving up to look at the queen, God save the queen Only place that he's ever been, God save the queen He always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man Dirty old man [Outro: John Lennon, George Harrison] Come on now did I see you? Well who knows His sister Bernice works in the furnace