Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag Dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam See Polythene Pam [Verse 2] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt Well it's a little absurd But she's a nice class of bird Yes you could say she was attractively built Say she was attractively built [Verse 3] See Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag Dressed in her polythene bag (...News of the World...) Yes you should see Polythene Pam See Polythene Pam [Verse 4] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt Well she's the kind of a girl That makes the News of the World Yes you could say she was attractively built [Verse 5] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl (it's a little absurd) (Yeah she's a nice class of bird) [Gibberish] [Gibberish] say she was attractively built [Outro] Ahh It's too hard, that