Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose He's such a mean old man Such a mean old man [Verse 2] His sister Shirley works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen It's the only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene He's such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man (Hey!) [Bridge] Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard Such a dirty, dirty Mean Mr. Mustard (Such a dirty, dirty) Oh yeah brother, come here I'll grip your—grip your thigh [Verse 1] Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper (shoot) Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose [Outro] He's such a mean old man Such a mean old man