Lyrics

[Verse 1] Now somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon And one day, his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that He said, "I'm gonna get that boy" So one day, he walked into town Booked himself a room in the local saloon [Chorus] And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy [Verse 2] Now, she and her man, who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoedown Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown" But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ow! [Bridge] Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan Dan, dan, dan, dan-dan Dan, dan, dooroo-do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do [Verse 3] Now, the doctor came in, stinking of gin And proceeded to lie on the table He said, "Rocky, you met your match" And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able" [Chorus] Now, Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's Bible (Oh, dou-dou-dou) Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt (Ooh Rocky, ooh) To help with good Rocky's revival, ow Oh yeah, yeah [Outro] Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do C'mon, Rocky boy Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do C'mon, Rocky boy Do-do-do, dooroo-do-do Do-dooroo-do-do, do-do Yeah, come on, let's Rocky it at the top