Lyrics

[Part I: The Dirty Old Man – 00:00-00:43] [Verse 1: John Lennon, John Lennon & Paul McCartney] She's not a girl who misses much Do do do do do do, oh yeah She's well-acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand Like a lizard on a window pane The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the National Trust [Part II: The Junkie – 00:43-01:35] [Guitar Solo] [Verse 2: John Lennon] (Down) I need a fix 'cause I'm going down Down to the bits that I left uptown I need a fix 'cause I'm going down [Bridge: John Lennon & Paul McCartney] Mother Superior jumped the gun Mother Superior jumped the gun Mother Superior jumped the gun Mother Superior jumped the gun Mother Superior jumped the gun Mother Superior jumped the gun [Part III: The Gunman (Satire of '50s R&R) – 01:35-02:45] [Chorus: John Lennon, Paul McCartney & George Harrison] Happiness is a warm gun (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot) [Verse 3: John Lennon, Paul McCartney & George Harrison] When I hold you in my arms (Ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (Ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (Ooh, oh, yeah) Because [Chorus: John Lennon, McCartney & Harrison] (Happiness) Is a warm gun, mama (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Happiness is a warm gun, yes, it is (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Happiness is a warm, yes, it is, gun (Happiness, bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun, mama? (Is a warm gun, yeah)