Lyrics

I sat up on the mountains with the wind blowing in my hair I've watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea I've walked through the forest And I've breathed the purest air And I've felt Warm soft sand 'neath my feet I've laid in the water And I've soared above the ground I've sat in the silence And I've listened to the sounds But through all that I have seen and done One thing remains clear There's just nothing better than a beard (A beard) I've read all the books I've written all the songs I've conquered the world and walked upon the moon I've met with kings and emperors And often I have found That I have The best beard In the room I've made love to every single woman I've met I've stopped global warming And I've freed Tibet But in spite of all I've loved And all that I've held dear There's just nothing better than a beard There's nothing better than a beard, oh yeah Better than a beard On the day I died I crossed to the other side And in the beauty of heaven I stood I sang with the angels And I touched the face of god Oh and I Felt his beard And it was good And as I stood in his presence The Lord said to me son You must return to Earth for your work is not yet done I send you with a message For all mankind to hear There's just nothing better than a beard [Backing Chorus] (There's nothing better than a beard) (Nothing better than a beard) (Nothing better than a beard) Oh Yeah Oh I've crossed a thousand oceans I've walked a thousand miles Climbed the mountain ranges Survived the desert Sands I've spoken every language I've lived a thousand years But the only thing I've learned Is that there's just nothing better than a beard [Backing Chorus] (Woa-oa-oa-oah) (Nothing better than a beard) (Nothing better than a beard) There's nothing better than a beard I love beards Oh I've bathed in all the oils I've tasted all the wines I've answered all the questions I've crossed the finish line I've conquered all the evil I've defeated every foe But my facial hair will grow And that's all I need to know Oooooh yeah Ooooo woah Nothing better than a beard Nothing better than a beard Oooooooo Oh just nothing, just nothing Just nothing better than a beard Oooooohh yeah [Outro] [Reprise] There's nothing better than a beard Nothing better than a beard Oooooohhh oh, ooooh oh, there's nothing better than a beard Oooh yeah, I just, I just relly love beards Beards, I Just, I just really love beards Oh, there's nothing better, nothing better, nothing better than a beard I just really love beards I just really love a beard I have a beard And I really like beards I love men I love men with beards