“Cassius” Love Vs. “Sonny” Wilson

Lyrics

[Verse] Hi, this is Al, this scene takes place At a typical Beach Boys practice session We're in the midst of preparing For an upcoming show when a feud Breaks out between Brian and Mike Alright you guys we have a, doubt Come on, we have a show this weekend Open your mouth, what do we have this weekend? What are you trying to say? Come on Mike What are you trying to tell us Mike? Well, I'm trying to tell you we have a show this weekend And we could be sharper, So what do you say We go over the ending of Little Deuce Coupe? One more time? Alright, alright yeah, come on One, two, one, two, three Little deuce coupe, you don't know what I got You don't know what I got Little deuce coupe you don't know Well, I'm not bragging babe, so don't put me down What's going on? Listen Mike, with a voice like yours When you open your mouth it's a big put down What? What? Yeah, like in surfing safari Let's go surfing now Everybody's learning how Come on and safari with me Early in the morning we'll be starting out Some honey's will be coming along Oh, yeah? Well when I, at least When I'm singing it doesn't sound like Mickey Mouse with a sore throat oh no, man I could come from miles away Ain't got no place to stay Where have you gone farmer's Mother Oh no, hey wait a minute Wait a minute hold up, hold up, Mike, Mike listen no one really Complains when Brian sings those pretty ballads You mean, in my room? Yeah, and surfer girl, too Wait a minute Carl, nobody complains about The way Mike sings his fast songs You're talking about surfing U.S.A.? Yeah, and shut down too Tach it up, tach it up Buddy, I'm going to shut you down Well, what do you think? Well, I think they ought to quit arguing And start practicing, what do you say Mike? Well, if Brian promises no more early in the morning We'll be starting out's, well, what do you say, Brian? Okay, as long as he cools it with those mouse jokes Oh alright, girls, now look let's, hey wait a minute, alright girls Now that that's settled what do you say We go over the ending of fun, fun, fun one more time? Okay, alright let's go, then alright [Bridge] And we'll have fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away Fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away And we'll have fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away Fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away And we'll have fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away Fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away And we'll have fun, fun, fun Now that daddy took the T-Bird away Fun, fun, fun [Outro] What are you doing Mike? Well, I'm just showing you That anybody can squeak like a mouse Oh, some real tough job you've got, well she got her daddy's car And she cruised through the I'm a, I'm a hit it guys, oh no, oh no Oh boy, you really think you're some kind of an opera star, don't you? Man, man at least I don't sound like my nose is on the critical list Oh, no