Ivan’s Workout Plan

Lyrics

[Joan Rivers interviewing Dolph Lundgren on The Tonight Show in 1985] [Joan Rivers] "How did you change your body? Just really working out?" [Dolph Lundgren] "Mmm-hmm" [Joan Rivers] "Could you take…?" [Dolph Lundgren] "I did martial arts a lot and … *karate sound effects* [Joan Rivers] "Could anybody do that? Could you take these two here?" [Gene Siskel] "Oh, come on, say what you're really thinking" [Joan Rivers] "Could you change anybody's body with enough time? Seriously" [Dolph Lundgren] "Sure, yeah, definitely. It just takes determination, hard work, and good instruction…"