American Apparel Ad Girls

Lyrics

[Intro: Willam] Support for this track comes from meaty tucks [Refrain: Alaska Thunderfuck] I like it when you don't touch my hair I prefer it if you don't touch my hair [Verse 1: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck] Chapstick and mascara Dawson's 50 load weekend Anus Laser hair removal, Ahem! Willam... perhaps? [Chorus: All]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there So, please, feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts (Oh my gosh, I'm on that t-shirt!) They're good shirts (Fag swag) They're good shirts (This merchandise is for sale) Sickening [Verse 2: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck] Bisexual uber-drivers Tell me about it! My voice (ohhh) Lupita N'yongo Delicious The Courtney Act patented lubing technique [Sax Interlude: Courtney Act, Willam] You play the saxophone? I thought you said you said you were good at sex! Alaska... 5000 [Verse 3: Alaska Thunderfuck] Capezio pantyhose without any runs (No runs) Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks And having Mathu Andersen beating your face Being tucked continuously for a month Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls... know what I mean? [Verse 4: WIllam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck] I like Britney Spears circa 2007 Oh, I love it when it smells like your mum washes your clothes! I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti I like turtles What? I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so... no I like your pussy I like happy cow I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately I like turtles [Chorus: All]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there So, please, feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts (I like when you don't touch my hair) (Really) They're good shirts (I like when you don't touch my hair) (No, I'm serious) They're good shirts (I prefer it if you don't touch my hair) Sickening (Please, stay the fuck away from my hair) [Chorus: All]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there (Ohhh!) So, please, feel free to like us (Ohhhhh) And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts (Yeaaah!) They're good shirts (Oh, they're good shirts, baby) They're good shirts (Yeah! Yeah!) Sickening (Yeah yeah yeah yeah!) [Outro: Alaska Thunderfuck] *Tongue pop* That's all