V-Mail 1 (Skit)

Lyrics

[Interlude] Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system At the tone, please record your message Yes, hi, this is a message for Mr. Moreno This is Principal Mihoff from Austin Elementary School Your son, Virgil, uh, let's just say we've had a couple of complaints about him I'd like to speak with you about His language seems to be an issue And for some reason, all of the cough syrup is empty under his desk that was missing from the nurse's office There's also this issue of— Eh, eh, look, the janitor caught him in the girls' restroom, sir, with another student Don't worry, it wasn't a he, it was Sally Anyway, Mr. Moreno, it's urgent that you give me a call back We have to discuss your son, Virgil, he's a real problem