New Kid Virgil (Skit)

Lyrics

[Interlude] Have you seen this new kid in school? I think, think he's kind of crazy, I think there's something wrong with him And, yeah, he keeps rolling his R's for no reason He tried to sell me weed when I was walking in this morning Bro, did you hear? He fingered fuck Sally in the girls' restroom What? Why? Why is he in the girls' restroom? That dirty bitch, she let me do the same thing He was in the nurse's office, he stole all the cough syrup Hey, cuz, I just grabbed a deuce off of him All right, all right, class, calm down, calm down, sit down Sit down, let's get started All right, class, today I'm gonna introducе a new student all the way from Baytown, Tеxas Bay City What was that? I said Bay City, ho Oh, oh, sorry, Bay City, Texas, and this is Virgil All right, Virgil, do you have any questions for me or the class? Yeah, ho, when recess start?