Paid Programming

Lyrics

[Chorus] Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Tucked in bed so tight Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Cures me of my fright [Verse 1] I'd like to see Cher Doing her hair on the air And I'd like to see Richard Simmons Dealing a meal and helping to heal [Chorus] Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Tucked in bed so tight Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Cures me of my fright [Verse 2] I'd like a Strawberry Whip Delight To give me pleasant dreams at night And I'd like to see the vacuuming haircut machine Going mainstream [Interlude] [Chorus] Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Tucked in bed so tight Paid programming Helps me sleep at night Cures me of my fright