Old Timer

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey old timer, can I ask you a question While you're standin' at the buffet? Is this your first or second helping? Why'd you come here, anyway? [Chorus] Hey, old timer Why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakey's? Hey, old timer I can tell your feet get achy [Verse 2] Was it the senior special that got you? Did you cut your coupons in the Sunday Times? Got your chili, don't forget your cornbread I can tell you come here all the time [Bridge] Did your friends say they couldn't make it? Did you come here all alone? Two-for-one's a stretch, you'll have to fake it Maybe we can share, I'm on my own [Chorus] Hey, old timer Why ya drinkin' the wine at Shakey's? Hey, old timer I can tell your feet get achy Hey, old timer Hey, old timer Hey, old timer [Outro] Hey, old timer