Only When I’m Drunk (Rerecorded)

Lyrics

[Intro: Tash, J-Ro] Yo, what's up, man? Get up, man (*burp* I can't bust, man) Get up, nigga, you buggin', man (I'm fucked) Get up, you gotta do your verse, nigga (Aight, I'll try it) Get up, nigga [Verse 1: J-Ro] I get drunk and I stumble to the phone Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone Oh shit, I'm to' back, I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma *burp* sittin' by the fire Hold on, turn the beat off (Nah, keep it goin' - J-Ro, can you make it?) I'm just not knowin' I get drunk and start talking mo' shit When I got a gun in my hand, you better get, out 'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be Forget tryna rationalize, cover your eyes I get *burp*, damn, I'm drunk I need a chunk, no, better yet, a hunk of that funk When I get drunk, I might act uncouth But when I get drunk, I always tell the truth Yeah, I'm good, bad, dope, figga-fresh Make hip-hop fans say yes yes Tha Liks comin' through, told you we would blow up Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta... *burp* Damn, false alarm Gettin' all the ladies with my cool charm When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when I'm dr-drunk [Chorus: Tha Alkaholiks, J-Ro] Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk Let me pass the 40 to my nigga, Tash Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk [Verse 2: Tash] It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer Bust the one apple, two apple (blitz) type of rapper That'd get you our your seat quicker than a carjacker Sip a Colt forty-fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm ... Rico 'Cause I move like I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte Lookin' for y'all niggas that jumped my homie Dante All up in this bitch with the gin and Tanqueray Drink like Mr. Wendal, smoke bud like Dr. Dre But that's 'cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit Goddamn I gotta piss, I pass the mic to E-Swift [Verse 3: E-Swift] Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me I'm trippin', must be the brew that I was sippin' kickin' in Guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin 'Cause when I'm layin' on my back I could feel the room spin One too many, I reckon Feelin' like I can earl any second Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove What the fuck was I tryna prove? I get a rep for downin' 4-0's All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros Niggas call me dead, I keep a fifth in the trunk Might fuck an ugly bitch but only when I'm drunk (Yeah) [Chorus: Tha Alkaholiks] Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk (Drunk) Only when I'm drunk, only when I'm drunk [Interlude: J-Ro] Aight, think I'm feelin' a little better Ready to bust this like this, and ya don't miss Check it out [Verse 4: J-Ro] I get drunk and start thinkin' 'bout my friends that passed on With every 40 ounce, their memory will last on Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D The three MC's will always live in my memories We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes Damn, I wish we could go through it again But I know one day we gonna do it again And when that day comes, it's gonna be live But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive Tha Alkaholiks, we get funky when we drinkin' Just a lil' somethin' to pump up the thinkin' [Chorus: Tha Alkaholiks] Only when we drunk, only when we drunk Only when we drunk, only when we drunk Only when we drunk [Outro: J-Ro] Beer run! Ante up, nigga Put the money in the hat Only when we