Jail

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I keep going on dates but only the bad ones So I don't wanna commit, don't help that he's handsome Got sweaty hands, greasy hair, questionable morals There won't be a second date for no amount of dollars [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I have tried to leave You can't let it be You need a reason why? So I lie [Chorus] I'm in jail, they denied me bail After that I'll be a nun That's probably more fun Take the hint babe we are done [Verse 2] Why is it hard to find someone normal Someone who's ego isn't enormous But whatever I try, every date is a surprise And really not the kind that I would like [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I have tried to leave You can't let it be You need a reason why? So I lie [Chorus] I'm in jail, they denied me bail After that I'll be a nun That's probably more fun And I got chicken pox Don't touch, I itch a lot And I need to learn guitar 'Cause one day I'll be a star Take the hint, babe, au revoir