Theo’s Logic

Lyrics

[Verse 1] He said I wasn't going to heaven Well, I'll see him down in hell I thought I was going to heaven Now it's very hard to tell [Chorus 1] I hold these views, but I get no respect Theo says that's not theologically correct [Verse 2] My grandmother's up there waiting She spoke to me one night Said, "There are millions of us praying That you will be all right" [Chorus 1] I hold these views, but I get no respect Theo says that's not theologically correct [Verse 3] Jesus spoke to me only once Audibly, for sure When I was down on my luck He offered me the cure He said, "The trial is over" Haven't heard his voice since then We both agree I'm a sinner What happens in the end? [Chorus 1] I hold these views, but I get no respect Theo says that's not theologically correct [Verse 4] Had a quarter in my pocket I pumped way too much gas And like those bread and fishies My little quarter turned to cash [Chorus 1] I hold these views, but I get no respect Theo says that's not theologically correct [Verse 5] I said that God's a mystery So much it's hard to tell Theo said I wasn't going to heaven Then I'll see him down in hell [Chorus 2] I hold these views, but I get no respect I guess that we just don't philosophically connect [Outro] Na na na na na (If I'm not going to heaven) Na na na na na (Then I'll see him down in hell) Na na na na na (If I'm not going to heaven) Na na na na na (Then I'll see him down in hell) Na na na na na (If I'm not going to heaven) Na na na na na (Then I'll see him down in hell) Na na na na na (If I'm not going to heaven) Na na na na na