The Lil’ Bonus Room

Lyrics

Here's a little bonus room, cause I know you've had it tough And here's a little bonus tune 'bout collecting real cool stuff Yes, here's a little bonus room where you can play Don't be frightened, don't run away You can linger, cause I'm your video friend Think of me as a father figure with a hand to lend Here's a little bonus room where you don't have to worry Take your sweet time, you need not hurry Oh, you're looking incredible, you're the bomb And me, I'm kinda like your dad, and a little like your mom There are no monsters here, hey, wait, look over there AAH! AAH! AA-- I was just kidding, don't be scared And when you turn this game off in the real world once again You won't have to play make-believe or try to pretend 'Cause I'll be right there when you open your hand 'Cause I'm your little invisible musical friend So show me to your pets, or show me to your pals You really will impress every nifty guy and gal Show them you're individual, show them you are bold Besides, I get residuals for every game that's sold I'm your little invisible musical friend for life (I'll never leave you)