The Golden Girl of the Golden West

Lyrics

[Intro] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 1] She's a pistol-packin' mama and a bleached-blond surfer queen A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling She was born in Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen She opens up her Golden Gate and offers us a dream [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 2] She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat An avocado model in a boysenberry hat She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat She's hungry, cold, and homeless, and she's luxury's lap [Chorus] She's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 3] One man's blessing and another man's curse She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse She's a double-beef burger called "the Double Patty Hearse" She's a Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 4] She's a corporation raider on the sports-bar beat A giant dodging forty-niner with two athlete's feet She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak [Chorus] She's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl [Interlude] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 5] She's a bleeding-heart madonna with a big electric chair An earth shaking Quaker with a fundamental flair There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air An orthodoxy logic in that presbytery stare So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam Yeah, and leave it all to Beaver and start packin' up the van Take the California Aqueduct on down to Disneyland [Chorus] 'Cause she's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl [Outro] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na