Hey John Wayne

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The mighty grunion are rising up and storming the beach And on the toll road, the trolls are slipping out of their leash [Chorus 1] Hey, John Wayne It's good to see you when I get off the plane Your bronze skin's turned pale And he says, "Pilgrim, tell me, how did I fail?" [Verse 2] On Fascist Island, the reservoir is taking a leak The money boys and boy toys are sexually reaching their peak [Chorus 2] Hey, John Wayne We can't get credit, and we're feeling your pain Marion said "My hands are bleeding, and I wish I were dead!" [Bridge 1] Coming down with Deep neurosis Carcinoma Keratosis It's the Big C For my Sharona I got that O.C Melanoma [Chorus 3] Hey, John Wayne We never meant to take your name in vain He says, "It's too late I guess I'll always be your patron saint" [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] The mighty grunion are rising up and storming the beach And on the toll road, the trolls are slipping out of their leash [Chorus 1] Yeah, hey, John Wayne It's good to see you when I get off the plane Your bronze skin's turned pale He says, "Pilgrim, tell me, how did I fail?" How did I fail? [Bridge 2] So please release us (John, John, John, John) Put back the pieces (John, John, John, John) Heal our diseases (John, John, John, John) Extend our leases (John, John, John, John) The well has run dry (John, John, John, John) We need a dead eye (John, John, John, John) We need a tough guy (John, John, John, John) To save us from the mess that we're in (John, John, John, John) (Hey John, hey John Wayne) Hey, John Wayne (Hey John, hey John Wayne) Hey, John Wayne (Hey John, hey John Wayne) Hey, Duke! (Hey John, hey John Wayne) [Outro] A majestic, mighty warrior is rising up and storming the beach