I Drew a Lemon

Lyrics
I drew a lemon I thought we'd last forever But you drew the curtains And pulled yourself together Me I was certain We'd wed and save our pennies You went for a burton Said "sod the consequences" A couple of friends called by And asked me to go out Well maybe on Friday night I'll iron a shirt Choose a tie And drink until that well is dry But I drew a lemon Those girls just laughed and wafted by I sat there waiting Waiting for snow in mid-July They threw a party But all three guests were boring I turned on the TV To drown the sound of snoring A couple of cops drop by 'cos Mr Singh complained The level of my Hi-Fi Is driving him to drink, I think I'll turn it down 'til you turn up again A couple of years roll by And me I'm doing fine I work for the FBI They promised me a Christmas bonus Just think One day this will all be mine But I drew a lemon I punched that gift horse in the mouth I won't get to heaven If heaven's North then I'll choose South A couple of friends crawl by And beg me to go out Well maybe the time is right To iron that shirt Choose a tie Watch you and your friends Go sailing by
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Credits
- Writers
- Andy Partridge
- Terry Hall