I Want To Die On My Birthday

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Want to die on my birthday party in my bedroom I'm gonna use the cord from the vacuum Who knows I might decide it's probably best to wait another year [Verse 2] I want to die on my birthday party with a mic stand I'm gonna use the sharpened end for a headstand As the pole slides through the top of my head my brains will spill out onto the floor [Verse 3] I want to die on my birthday party on the freeway I'm gonna crash my car on the interstate I may as well stop traffic besides my grave markers gonna look pretty cool [Verse 4] I want to die on my birthday party in my backyard I'm gonna send myself into the graveyard I'm gonna take a piss on an electric fence While I'm wading in the kiddie pool [Refrain] I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday [Verse 5] I want to die on my birthday it's gotta be an accident There was LSD on my laminate I lost my mind, and I thought I could fly I did a double gainer off of a bridge [Verse 6] What if I was playing frisbee golf by the high school? And a spit wad shot outside of the classroom It could lodge itself inside my head Sometimes my birthday is on spring break [Verse 7] There's a chance I could be going over all my wishes And slit my wrists doing dishes I can fall down a gnarly set of stairs What if someone blew up the block? [Verse 8] I want to die on my birthday, it might be a heart attack Candles lit by a pyromaniac It's really just one less day my dumb shit friends will have to recall [Bridge] I haven't felt this way since I turned twenty-one That was my favorite birthday of them all I know there's only one way to choose the day we die You can sing me happy birthday suicide! [Outro] I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday I want to die on my birthday