High-Speed Yoga

Lyrics

[Chorus] Breathe! (In, out, in, out) (In, out, in, out) [Verse 1] Hello, my name is Satan, the instructor for this class And I won't lie, this hour's gonna knock you on your ass 'Cause this is high-speed yoga, it's not yoga for the weak Your chances of survival are all looking pretty bleak It's hell's highway to fitness, and we're burning down the road We're doing high-speed yoga, my heart's ready to explode [Chorus] Breathe! (In, out, in, out) (In, out, in, out) [Verse 2] No pain, no gain, the mantra being drilled into our heads We're doing high-speed yoga, muscles being ripped to shreds The old and out of shape are dropping dead now left and right Somebody call the EMS and get 'em here on sight And every death, another twinkle in the devil's eye He laughs as we cry for salvation, looking toward the sky [Chorus] Breathe! (In, out, in, out) (In, out, in, out) [Outro] "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," That is what they say We're doing high-speed yoga If you're alive, then namaste