Lyrics

I'm the average suburbanite And my values are vital The customer's always right I'm not being entitled A connoisseurconsumer Asmart conservative And thatwill be all for you, sir IfI don't get good service, you're my You're my Shangri-La Get a coup de gr�ce House made of straw A prison of my own laws I always shop at your store I'm not some scavenger Yelp's getting a bad report if you don't go get your manager I'm gonna need your name I'm calling customer care Gonna have to complain about this uncomfortable chair You're my Shangri-La Get a coup d5 gr�ce House made of straw A prison of my own laws You'r5 my Shangri-La Get a coup de gr�ce House made of straw A prison of my own laws, yeah