Porno Shop

Lyrics

Johnny has a dream to make the scene Where all he has to do is make young girls scream Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt Turning butter into cream For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes When they get a look at his fourteen-inch snake He's got a job in a porno shop Where he mops up for free Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow He'll see his face on a TV screen Each day, he drags a mop across the sticky peep show floor Knowing all the time that there has to be more Noting all the scenes from his favorite magazines Starring girls he so adores For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders Stocking magazines, turning fives into quarters Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes When they get a look at his fourteen-inch snake He's got a job in a porno shop Where he mops up for free Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow He'll see his face on a TV screen Oh, he's got a job in a porno shop Where he mops up for free Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow He'll see his face on a TV screen