No Rub

Lyrics

[Intro] Me and Dyamund Sheilds used to sing this to hatless homies back in the day [Chorus] No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) [Verse 1] Kickin' it with my best friend middle Los (My boy!) He said he had two baddies who wanna get a little close (Aye!) Showed me pics, I said I want the one that jiggle most (Wobbly) My luck turns out she was sittin' on something that could sizzle roast 400 degrees between the knees How can a beautiful stacked rack pack such a disease? What a sucka me, love to be, rubber free when I touch the G Plus we'll be, rushin' up the D 3 bidness days after you penetrate You're no longer in the shade It's like no rent is paid (What?) Just what without thy Sermon you to come praise 'Cause you stuck outside burnin' from the sun rays Rod scald 'cause I hit a broad raw, gotta make a doc call Take a trip to todd hall The free clinic to diminish disease in it Now she's timid 'cause he vetted, we finished [Chorus] No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) [Verse 2] Rollin' wit my kinfolk Geronaho He said he had a mixed one for me and I yelled "domino!" Then I said vamanos, to the P valley I'ma go But beyond them legs on her serious head trauma, bro She kinda remind me of Raven Simone But in the ghetto she saw this fellow and got to cravin' the bone Unprotected, smelled like rejected fish was made in the home Infected, 16 and reckless, this behavin' was wrong Had me pissin' parfait, the fun is ended Shriveled up like a sharpei, I'm stun, offended 3 days later a dark day, but was done in minutes Guess I had to learn the hard way, pun intended Third time wasn't a charm at all Gonorrhea made me wear a hat so nothin' harm the dog Permanently, no furnace hit me, warned ya all Naked head is a method dead so we can mourn The raw homies! [Chorus] No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) [Verse 3] Luckily I didn't pick up no baggage from back in the day That I would have to carry for me the rest of my life I'm blessed for sure Good thing I shredded my playas jersey when I did And ladies this don't exclude you! Bumpin' uglies and orally, you can get it too! Wake up wonderin' why ya lymph nodes in yo neck swollen You might need a dental dam [Chorus] No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real) No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub! (Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't) [Outro: Reign Yates, Tech N9ne] Okay that's TMI, dad Okay, I'ma brighten it up and tell you about one of my first jobs then