KJOMD

Lyrics

[Intro: Tech N9ne & Female voice] Uh-uh-uh What? KJOMD baby What's KJOMD? This right here [Hook: Krizz Kaliko] Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes 'Cause its all that's on their mind I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 'Cause they seem to love you more, baby I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know But it gets me what I need I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 'Cause they love you more than me, baby [Verse 1: Tech N9ne] You ever been in a predicament When you and your lady are fussin' And cussin' and she don't wanna deal with you But you pull out your dick and get to stickin' her And all of a sudden she wanna chill and have a meal with you That's crazy right? She ain't even got a feel for you All she want is the pecker to fetch her My tallywacker to break her back and no chatter When she mad at you no matter what kinda ill you do My dick get all the love So many women got jaws for blood And they even give drawers, they kissin' balls but no kiss at all for mug (Hahh) I know my breath don't stink Any more neglect then my chest gon' sink Baby, I want love and a kiss thang, it's pain What I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick, mane [Hook] Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes 'Cause its all that's on their mind I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 'Cause they seem to love you more I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know But it gets me what I need, baby I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 'Cause they seem to love you more [Verse 2: Tech N9ne] I can already see the call They don't wanna be with me at all They just wanna go D to balls I shouldn't have ever let it be free to y'all 'Cause my heart be hurtin' but my private part be squrtin' I don't even get attention in spurts Whenever I'm lookin' for love and sex be certain I even have a lot sayin' "I ain't givin' you none but I can suck you off", Damn! "I don't think I would ever cut you off 'Cause look at the crazy amount of nut you lost" But they all wanna bone me They don't want to get to know me, they wanna dome me but I'm hungry For lovin' I never get because of my dick, bitch I'm lonely [Hook] Oh, I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes I get so jealous, jealous, jealous, jealous I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure 'Cause they seem to love you more I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know But it gets me what I need I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure [Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko] Kali Baby! It gets me into problems and it gets me out Gets me in arguments and don't even know what it's 'bout Call him the Black n' Decker Pecker, he's a home wrecker Drops 'em to they knees and he's a little chin checker See, is it him or me? Lately we becoming enemies Only like me when I'm in between 'em And they say they love me when I'm in the V I try to tell them get out and then they spit out Or scream, saying my ding-a-ling they can't live without Abusin my unit, just wish they loved me more then my middle [Outro: Krizz Kaliko] I said you love me but I hate you (Fo' Sho)' You can't see me but I've watched you (Grow) Got a women but you love them (Hoes) If there's a way to stop ya, I don't (Know) I'm kind of jealous I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure My johnson, my unit, my peter, my schlong, my everything wrong I'm kinda jealous Kinda jealous of my dick sometimes Yeah...