Groupie

Lyrics

[Intro: Sheena from St. Louis] Hey, baby. I was callin' to say that I- I... I miss you I'll do anything to be with you, baby, call me back This is Sheena from St. Louis, call me back! [Chorus: Krizz Kaliko] You're just a groupie (Who, me?) But you mean much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me She's just a groupie (Who, me?) But she means much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me [Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun] The Hostile Takeover, oowee! I met a Apple Bottom, San Jo model, like to swallow (Groupie!) Huh, wonderin' if mami gon' choose me Fuck it, let the Grey Goose and Cranberry Tropical lead her to me Then I'll holla, I'm actin' all non-chalant, you eyeing me Sort of obli-vi-ous to my dogs comments You need a mental connection from stress relief (I'll offer) As soon as the pill kick in watch the panty hose fall off her And twenty minutes later, mami's on E And she can't keep her little groupie hands off me Now her mouth is around my dick Then we fuckin' and sex-ercising I'm in her hole, Off in her soul Lovin' my extra sized (dick) Whenever I call, I can hit it She love some Kutta Whenever I'm dwellin' on that encounter it makes me stutter 'Cause I, I, uhh (Dammit) Won't even try y'all Pop it and knock yo shit outta socket like Houston's eye ball, 'cause [Chorus: Krizz Kaliko] You're just a groupie (Who, me?) But you mean much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me She's just a groupie (Who, me?) But she means much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me [Verse 2: Krizz Kaliko] Road again, I met a lot of groupies I got a California, Colorado, Kansas City (Groupie!) And ooh-wee! Wasn't s'posed to choose me Somethin' I said to her maybe made her give it to me Caribou got you woozy too Got ya doing things you wouldn't usually do And ooh, I love womens Gotta find a way to get 'em on the bus and outta their linens I make 'em strip for me (Damn) It's the shit homie (Woo!) Treats me somethin' nice Beast, we somethin' like Gimme Felicia O! Know how to do it right When you see the Snake and the Bat Know where yo girlfriend at 'Cause every time you turn yo back She be with them rapper cats Let her on the bus to braid my cornrows But when I start pourin' those, we makin' pornos To me you much more than a S-L-U-T (She's a groupie!) [Chorus: Krizz Kaliko] You're just a groupie (Who, me?) But you mean much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me She's just a groupie (Who, me?) But she means much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me [Interlude: Shannon from Washington] Hey, I was just thinkin' about the time we had on the stairs I'd have to say, that was a first *Laughs* Call me back I wanna tell you about this crazy dream I've been havin' about you, baby This is Shannon from Washington, I miss you [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] What's sizzlin pigeon? When I'm thizzin' I need a Supercalianimalistic, sex me � la (Groupie!) And I don't care if she fair with the long hair But as long as we there, bare and I bone And we share squares on the stairs of my hotel If they stare at us, oh well 'Cause your boyfriend's waitin' while I'm breakin' your swole tail And your boyfriend hates, while he pace, cryin' a storm in the lobby When you get to the house you fight like Foreman and Ali But check it, gave you an autograph On your calf then I dashed But I didn't know that it'd be a tattoo the next time I saw your ass She got on my bus, I was like "Holy shit" She laid on the couch opened her legs and said, "You owe me this" I'm the answer to your girls groupie pains, oochie coochie dames tempt me When in my presence they tell me, "Pinch me" 'Cause I'm exciting baby, if I didn't exist Sexy female scientists would have to invent me [Chorus: Krizz Kaliko] You're just a groupie (Who, me?) But you mean much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me She's just a groupie (Who, me?) But she means much more to me Than just a groupie (Who, me?) 'Cause the things you do to me [Outro: Krizz Kaliko] See I'm tryna keep it quiet Tryna keep it on the low Ain't gon' let you bust a while Open up but what's at home She's just a groupie But she means much more to me Than just a groupie 'Cause the things you do to me [Outro Skit: Tech N9ne] What up, Robert? That's the end of- that's the end of me That's the end of me, I have three, e'rbody else have two Alright, tell me when you ready Alright, we're gonna move along to the next group And this is the first, I think... hold on, hold on... Nah, this- yeah, this is the first rock group that we've signed Nah, nah, let me do it again Let me do- I don't wanna fuck up my words and shit Okay, we're gonna move right along to the next group The next group, is hailing from Detroit, Michigan Critical Bill, baby! The first rock group that we've signed to Strange Music You know what I'm sizzlin'? What up, though, to all my homeboys, you knaimsayin'? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on I gotta give a shoutout to all my homeboys, dog Uhh, on lead you got Power Dice, ya knaimsayin'? You got bass, that's Phil, what up, though, homies? You know what I'm sizzlin'? Mike Scott on guitar, Mark on the drums What up though? Tom Soyer on the cuts, baby! Yaknaimsayin'? And my boy, brother Al, that's my dog We kick it like donkeys all the time What up, though, to all my homies From Detroit, Michigan Now, their album title is called "Downtown the World" That's due out, like first quarter, yaknaimsayin'? '07 And on that album "Downtown the World" You'll hear this song called "Rock Like That" And we're gonna introduce you to this one first 'Cause it's hard hittin' It's called "Rock Like That", by Critical Bill Check it out!