The Fap Song

Lyrics

[Intro] (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) [Verse 1] When I wanna see things I shouldn't see I close my blinds, turn on my PC I gotta fap So I'll fap No matter how weird your fetish is You can find it online with a couple of clicks So let's fap I gotta fap [Bridge 1] Fap to the left, fap to the right Fap all day, and I fap all night You do it, I do it too In fact, I might just fap to you [Verse 2] It don't matter where you're from If you fap too much, you'll go numb So let's fap We gotta fap Somebody once said "if you fap, you'll go blind" Then Helen Keller is the greatest of all time Let's fap C'mon, fap [Bridge 2] Fap one time, fap again Fapping's fun if you use your friends Fap to this, fap to that Fap in a sock, or in a hat [Verse 3] Everybody does it Come on, don't lie If you fap too hard you'll have to guard your eyes Burning fap I still fap If you fap then put your hands up One hand in the front, and one in your butt Expert fap Legendary fap [Outro] (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap) (Fap, fap)