Playing Minecraft

Lyrics

[Hook] Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds Fixing and changing, always rearranging Growin', stackin', constant remappin' It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft [Verse 1] Choppin' down trees and picking up sticks Got my axe and my shovel and I'm breaking up bricks Little tricks I try, stack the blocks up high I got all kinds of awesome floatin' up in the sky Mom gives me shit, says I need some sun But I ain't goin outside 'til this house is done I be buildin' like a power tool You like my swimming pool? I be constructin' and destructin' like a ninja, fool All blocked out like an 8-bit pimp I got some sheep, got some cows, and I got some pigs Buildin' like a maniac, there ain't no fakin' When I need to eat, I'm straight makin' bacon With the piggies that be walkin' all around my yard Walk around like Jesus, I don't need no car Old Mother Hubbard, she lived in a shoe Well, fuck that shit, I got a mansion, dude [Hook] Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds Fixing and changing, always rearranging Growin', stackin', constant remappin' It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft [Verse 2] I need to find a girlfriend right quick But the Minecraft girls have blocks for tits I don't discriminate, I built this town But the party don't start until the sun goes down There's a zombie (what?) Hey, get off me Beat him with a stick, I wish I had a shotty Gettin' naughty with the girls, and we ain't stoppin' Don't bother knockin' if the blocks are rockin' I be plantin' new trees 'til my fingers are numb Growin' mad weed, call me Dr. Green Thumb So come and get some, I built the Miracle Mile And when I'm makin' new stuff, I always do it with style Minin' for gold, always pickin' up loot My town looks boss from an overhead view You can join too, let's build some shits Livin' in the land of 3D 8-bit [Hook] Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds Fixing and changing, always rearranging Growin', stackin', constant remappin' It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft [Verse 3] Playin' Minecraft makes me laugh I'll toss your ass off the roof and now you're taking a bath I built a path, that leads to nothing at all I built a tower like a penis, 100 feet tall TNT, I'm super dynamite But Creepers try to creep and that's alright I be bringin' the fight with crafty little tricks Put an axe in your dome and straight beat you with sticks Better than NASA, I'm an engineer pro Dance all crunk like a drunken LEGO Drinkin' hella Mountain Dew so I can stay up late And harvest some rocks so I can build me a gate But wait, I need a break, I be wastin' my day Straight wastin' away, 'cause I continue to play And they say this game is beyond addictive And they're damn right, I gotta get my fix in [Hook] Buildin', minin', gold and those diamonds Fixing and changing, always rearranging Growin', stackin', constant remappin' It's the problem we all have, playing Minecraft [Outro] Playing Minecraft (4x)