Nutshot

Lyrics

[Intro] Nutshot (4x) [Verse 1] I'm a sniper on a mission And you're wishin' that I'm missin' But I be blastin' shots off with epic precision You're hopin' that you find me before I find you Sendin' lead down range, now you're totally screwed And while headshots are fully legit I wanna aim for somethin' smaller, that is harder to hit I got a bullet in the chamber, straight ready to bust And I ain't aimin' for your head, I straight aim for the nuts [Hook 1] Boom! Nutshot I know my aim is scary I don't aim for the head, I aim for the twig and berries Boom! Nutshot Talk about a low blow I'll hit your bean bag, where did your sack go? [Verse 2] Scoped in, your chin, I being to drop my aim Bringin' the pain, makin' it rain while I'm shootin' at your taint No escape, no break, and I can hardly wait to pull the trigger Eeny meeny miney moe, yup, the left nut is bigger Blaow, blaow, I be shootin' like a boss Your purple-headed trouser snake is paying the cost My scope is out and I think I'm really needing to tune it You step in my path and I'll make you a eunuch [Hook 2] Boom! Nutshot All the way across the map I'll aim for your crotch, take out your mushroom cap Boom! Nutshot I'm aimin' for the donkey rope Hey, it's Justin Bieber, we're going to need a microscope [Interlude] Uh, can we zoom in real quick? I know it's almost invisible, I mean, he's hung like a tic-tac But please, please, I wanna shoot Justin Bieber in the nuts! Maybe the Hubble Telescope will work (What-what!) [Verse 3] I don't discriminate, so ladies, don't be mad You come to take me out, I'll shoot you in your vag You got no balls at all, sitting here in front of me But if you really want to play, I'll shoot you in your ovaries I be blastin' dudes' nuts like a drunk drinks wine Gonna put three shots where the sun don't shine Blaow-blaow-blaow, yup, I'm the pain bringer I take aim, bitch and shoot your yogurt slinger [Hook 3] Boom! Nutshot Yup, I be bringin' thunder Blastin' caps at your lap, now you're the nutless wonder Boom! Nutshot You can try to run instead I'll aim right through your legs and shoot your little head Boom! Nutshot Yup, you can try to own me But you know I'll take you out, shootin' your baloney pony Boom! Nutshot You know I ain't afraid And once I line the target up, you'll never ever get laid [Verse 4] Big Jim and the Kids Uh-huh, the Meat Whistle, Dude Piston, Boink Swatter What-what? The Fap Missile Drive Shaft, Mudflaps, Harry and the Hendersons Albino Cave Dweller, Pork Sword and the Wonder Twins Kibble and Bits, Fish and Chips, a Tool The Little Short Bus and a Hairy Squirrel Fool Aiming for the Fonzi like little Henry Winkler Man Cannon, Jizz Javelin and the Sperm Sprinkler I'm taking 'em out, ha-ha, whatever, bro Boom! Nutshot Now you got a camel toe Shoot you in the junk, now how you gonna pee? You're half the man you used to be Franks and Beans! [Outro] (Nutshot) Franks and Beans! Blastin' your balls (Nutshot) Franks and Beans! Blastin' your balls Scrotum, scrotum (Nutshot) Franks and Beans! Blastin' your balls Scrotum, scrotum (Nutshot) Franks and Beans!