Cops Are Dicks

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Police are always chasing me, they say I got a felony But all I did was steal me a ride (A nice ride) And now I'm havin' to drive so fast, the helicopter's on my ass Find a garage and park it inside (Inside) You think I could outrun 'em, but they never stop a-comin' SWAT teams want me dead (Dead) Sittin' in the shadows here, I'm hopin' that they all just disappear They don't, they just kill me instead (Argh!) [Chorus] Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (Big ol' dicks!) I'm sick of it (So sick of it) I can never get away When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck) Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck) And then I get blown away [Verse 2] I'm drivin' like a lunatic, robbed a bank and now I'm rich Shot a prostitute with my gun (Baow) Carjacked and then I punched a guy, I'm wanted by the FBI But Grand Theft Auto is fun (It's fun!) Runnin' for days accross the map, shootin' thugs and smokin' crack I got a dead guy in the trunk (The trunk!) Police are always chasin' me, so I load up artillery And shoot the po-po right in the junk (My nuts!) [Chorus] Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (Big ol' dicks!) I'm sick of it (So sick of it) I can never get away Especially the one with the shotgun, I hate that dude (I hate that dude!) You hate him too (You know you do!) 'Cause he shoots you in the face [Bridge] They're a bag of dicks and a bowl of cock In Grand Theft Auto V, I hate the cops They used to be easy and now they're not Try to outrun 'em everyday, but I end up shot I get arrested every single day And when I don't get arrested, I get blown away The cops are dicks, there's nothing more to say Big ol' dicks in GTA [Verse 3] It's like they're friggin' RoboCop Invincible, they never stop And I can only run for so long (So long!) My skills are gettin' tested 'cause I always get arrested I'm Public Enemy No. 1 (One!) In all the other GTAs, I could escape and get away The cops were dumb and easy to lose (Later, dudes!) But not in Grand Theft Auto V, they'll hunt you down until you die Now I friggin' feel like a noob (Noob!) [Chorus] Grand Theft Auto V cops are dicks (Big ol' dicks!) I'm sick of it (So sick of it) I can never get away When I try to outrun them, I always wreck (I always wreck) Or maybe break my neck (I'll probably break my neck) And then I get blown away