Batman Rap “BatPIMP”

Lyrics

[Intro] B A T P I M P B A T P I M P [Verse 1] I'm Batman, bitch, better recognize I'll float down from the sky, take out the bad guys One by one, it ain't no thang I'll bust your lip right quick with my Batarang I got pointy little ears, there's no escape No superpowers, but I have a dope cape Make no mistake, if you're a criminal I'll explode your brain like it was subliminal And I'll grab your girlfriend, we'll go for a ride 'Cause Alfred put condoms on the inside Of the Batmobile, and if it starts to rocking The alarm is armed, so don't bother knockin' I work alone - don't mean to be a dick Kick Robin to the curb - don't need no sidekick I'm sick with the rooftop skills, uh huh Can't fly, but I can glide like airforce one [Chorus 1] Batman, like LL Cool J - I'll knock you out Batman, oh yeah, I'm what Willis was talking about Batman, I hardly ever sweat 'cause my suit is porous Batman, I got hella more ass than Chuck Norris [Verse 2] Swerving side to side with that gangster lean I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a P I M P Spitting raps in your ear, I know my rhymes are tight Fuck Vanilla Ice, I'm the Dark Knight I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a stone cold Pimp Put my foot in your ass, straight make you limp You wimp, don't trip - my skills are off the hook Stopping bad guys, I wrote the book, so look The Penguin sending his minions out to find me But I'm way too busy bangin' Poison Ivy Use my fists - I don't need no gun Spray Batman milk on Catwoman It's fun, you best remember my name I'm Batman, bitch, don't call me Bruce Wayne I got way more game than the Riddler He gets old chicks like Bette Middler Got my sing in the sky 'cause I'm important My phone's blowing up from Commissioner Gordon I'm thwartin' thugs, beating up squealers Taking out gang bangers and drug dealers [Chorus 2] Batman, ninja chop your ass like I was Bruce Lee Batman, I'm ten times blacker than Mister T Batman, my whole life story is an epic saga Batman, I'm so damn Pimp - I'd slap Lady Gaga [Verse 3] Jumping back and forth, I'm leaning side to side Tap dancing on your face, and electric slide I'm the boogeyman, creeping out of the light Fuck the Jonas Brothers, I'm the Dark Knight The Riddler, the Joker, the Penguin and Bane Catwoman, Two Face, the Scarecrow is lame I'm bringing the pain with my utility belt Pimp slap your ass - it's the worst you ever felt I'm blacker than black like black licorice Pinch Harley Quinn's ass 'cause she's ticklish And my nemesis the Joker - I gotta stop him I'm like 2Pac in the city of Gotham I'm a billionaire, baby, yeah, I get paid Getting tons of freaky booty up in the Batcave But I use protection - don't want no disease B A T P I M P! [Bridge] B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me I've said B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me [Verse 4] I get to stepping, my weapon - be using both of my hands I'm teaching lessons, stop stressing I'll always be the man And if you're breakin' the law, then I be bringing the pain I'm putting other superheroes out there to shame For real, dawg, we all know it's true I'm the greatest crime fighter that has ever lived, dude Superman, Wolverine, Wonder Woman, and Spidey The Incredible Hulk, Silver Surfer, Aphrodite Papa Smurf, Voltron, Iron Man, and Colossus Cool Ranch Doritos, and Jimmy Dean Sausage None of this stuff has shit on me I'm Batman, bitch, I'm a P I M P! [Outro] B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me I've said B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me I've said B A T P I M P I'm Batman, bitch, don't mess with me B A T P I M P