Lyrics

[Intro: Jody Bleyle, Phranc] Hey, Phranc! Hey, [?]! What's happenin'? Not much, just taking a bath Well, Phranc, remember what you told me last time you called? [?], what did I say? [Verse 1] My mom says she loves me But I know it's not yes, yes, yes she does 'Cause she doesn't treat me Like you treat someone you love You love [Chorus] But I can choose my own family I'll take one Uncle Phranc She's seen what it is to feel and be called crazy I love my Uncle Phranc [Verse 2] She told me if I go in the ocean I've got to know it's the shark's world She told me not to fuck with straight girls She told me not to take pills, not to take pills [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Take one Uncle Phranc Take one Uncle Phranc [Verse 3] My mom says she loves me But I don't think it's love Cause she only loves me When I act just like she does [Outro] And that's emotional blackmail