His Cheeseburger

Lyrics

[Intro: Archibald Asparagus] And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt The part of the show where Mr. Lunt Comes out and sings a love song [Verse 1] He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger And I might like a milkshake as well" She said to him "I can't give you either" And he said "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said "Yes it is, but we're closed now But we open tomorrow at 10:00" He said "I am extremely hungry But I guess I can wait until then" [Chorus] 'Cause you're his cheeseburger, his yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for you, yeah, he'll wait for you Oh, you are his cheeseburger, his tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for you, oh, he will wait for you [Verse 2] He stayed at the drive through 'til sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's Bacon and eggs for half price! How could he resist such an offer? (Offer, oh) He really needed something to munch (Munch, munch, munch, munch) Cheeseburger, please do not get angry (Don't you get angry) He'll eat and be back here for lunch [Chorus] 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for you He'll be back for you Won't be so long, Cheeseburger Oh, lovely cheeseburger Be back for you Oh he'll be back for you [Bridge] 'Cause he loves you, Cheeseburger, with all of his heart And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese He would get down on his hands and knees To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you Clean that dirty cheese off just for you! [Outro] You are his cheeseburger...