Sexual Rapping

Lyrics

Well, hello everybody, how do you do? Well this is a rap from me to you But before I get down and start to rap I want to introduce myself I got style, got class, got debonair and I laugh like no one else (Ha-ha-ha) I want to rap to you about a thing called sex It's something I know that you can bet Sex is something everybody needs Sometimes you do it slow, sometimes you speed You could do it all day, you could do it all night You could do it the left, or do it the right No matter how you do it, it's out of sight And the feeling you get is dynamite Soft music and dining and a candlelight You can bet your last dollar will have a hell of a night A girl can tease, and mess with you Herc you up and say she's through Sexual healing Makes me feel so fine Sexual healing Constantly on my mind Hey baby, what's happening? (How you doing T?) I'm alright and you? So what you got planned for the night (I was hoping you come by and pick me up) Well you know how that goes sometimes, getting tied up with things (Tied up? You been tied up since I met you) Well it's all about money out here these days, you know that (I heard that before) Hey, there's certain things that turn a woman on Take my advice you can't go wrong You gotta treat her like a woman, not a little girl She'll love you more than anything in the world Gently place your arms around the waist But you better do it fast, don't hesitate Slightly run your fingers through her hair Stare her in the eyes, tell her you care [PHONE RINGS] Hello? (Hello, it's T baby) Oh really, and what made you call? (Ya know, I just had you on my mind, but I really been tied up) Sooo what (No look baby) No you look, I've been sitting in this house for the past week or so and you didn't bother to call. Do you think you're the only one who needs loving? I got news for you. T, I need sexual healing too (Can I make it up to you? Please?) [Bridge] I wanna tell you a little something that I like How T Ski Valley makes a perfect night Well first of all I take a nice shower With Coast, ha ha, the eye opener Then I go put on my finest gear I open up a tall can of beer And then I slide on out, find me a date Cause T Ski is on time, I'm never late I take her to my house and we sip some wine That's when she tell me it's her first time I make her feel relaxed, I make her feel nice That's when she enters paradise She gets off the bed and she turns off the light Prepares herself for a hell of a night I lay on her back cause the mood is set And then I cut it short and let you figure out the rest I'm T Ski and I'm on the money Girls come to me like bees go to honey (honey, honey) Feelings, my darling (Ha-ha-ha-ha) Feelings, my darling (C'mon wit it girl) Feelings, my darling (Ha-ha-ha) Feelings, my darling (Aww yeah) Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling [Bridge] Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling Feelings, my darling