Pentecostal Horseracing (Interlude)

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[Interlude] Welcome to the beautiful Bible Belt, right here in Tulsa, Oklahoma As we get set for the thirty-first annual Pentecostal Horse Racing Extravaganza Hello everyone, I'm your host, T-Boney Soprano And, boy, let me tell you, do we have a spectacular event for you today Hundreds of the top Christian bands, artists, and preachers have all showed up for the biggest event of the year That's right, everyone from Audio Adrenaline and TobyMac to Benny Hinn and Yolanda Adams are here for this one today, folks And trust me when I tell you, you don't wanna miss it Making his way through the crowd right now is horse owner, Steven Curtis Chapman with his two-time winning horse, ShouldaboughtaHyundaibutIgotaMitsubishi And, wow, just take a look at Bishop Eddie Long's beautiful horse named after the very letters in his name, E-D-D-I-E-E-D-D-I-E-E-D-D-I-E Who promises to literally give returning champion, RoboCop RoboCop a run for his money And listen to this crowd as Amy Grant's horse, Herekittykittykittykitty comes up to the starting gates The crowd is really into this one, and we still have some time before we get started today There's Mark Stewart talking to his horse, Shootamosquito, representing the Hands and Feet Project in Haiti Shootamosquito has come in third place the past three races Let's see if he has what it takes to win this time around But keep in mind, he'll be facing Kirk Franklin's Mamasemamasamamacoosa, who is the top pick on many people's cards today And, wow, just look at the size of Jaci Valasquez's horse all the way from Argentina, Comeonbabyshakeyourbodydotheconga This is gonna be a tough one to bet on, ladies and gentlemen All of the horses are lining up as we get ready to put this show on the road, baby This is the moment we have all been waiting for The horses line up to the gate, this crowd is under an intense anticipation, ladies and gentlemen It's gonna be great, and we're off! Wow, and RoboCop RoboCop shoots out of the gate with ShouldaboughtaHyundaibutIgotaMitsubishi close behind Andeleandelemamieieiuhoh is holding to the third spot Here comes Shootamosquito moving right past Mamasemamasamamacoosa Herekittykittykittykitty, ShouldaboughtaHyundaibutIgotaMitsubishi passes him up Shouldacouldawoulda looks at Shootamosquito, Shootamosquito looks him in the eye, passes him up right there The number two position is Comeonbabyshakeyourbodydotheconga They're off for the races, who will it be? Will it be Shootamosquito? Will it be E-D-D-I-E? ShouldaboughtaHyundaibutIgotaMitsubishi? Or Andeleandelemamieieiuhoh? Here comes Mamasemamasamamacoosa, and Kirk Franklin is going crazy The crowd is going bananas, it's hysterical here today This has been the greatest race ever, look at these horses run Mamasemamasamamacoosa still holding on, right past Shootamosquito with the lead And they're still going, here they come, ladies and gentlemen, making their final lap across the field And the crowd is going crazy, and Shootamosquito, E-D-D-I-E, and RoboCop are fighting for the number one position Here comes Andeleandelemamieieiuhoh Oh my goodness, and just take a look, there's ShouldaboughtaHyundaibutIgotaMitsubishi who passes up Comeonbabyshakeyourdothebodydotheconga, baby It's gonna be an incredible one And look, here they come, turning around the final corner, heading toward the finish line The trophy is in sight, wow, and look, Mamasemamasamamacoosa just gets passed up by the champion who wins by a nose, Andeleandelemamieieiuhoh!