Maury Povich

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Syleena Johnson] You doin all that you can to take a stand and be a man (And take care of your shortys) All your love your heart your time your mind your money every dime (Do you picture how you want it?) But she don't care (Cause she knows that your there) Every month on time (But she won't let you see the babies) Cause she knows it ain't yours in the back of her mind (Now she got your ass on tv) [Chorus: Syleena Johnson] Oh now you're an episode Feelings out of control On some maury povich shit Looking all crazy when clearly You could have prevented it Pay attention to the chicks you hit And oh! you're just an episode Now everybody knows you on some Maury Povich shit Heartache and pain, cause DNA, made not much your attachment Bet you wear a condom with the next chick [Skit - Woman & Man Arguing on the Maury Povich Show] {Woman (Syleena)} : Maury, I'm One Million, Fa-Fillion percent sure that he is the father of this baby {Man (Cold Hard)} - Ay Maury, Man. Don't sit up there and listen to that trick backstage man. Ay Man I'm tellin' you. I don't know what she talkin' about! {Woman (Syleena)} OH YOU KNOW! YOU KNOW! {Man (Cold Hard)} Y'all don't know nothin'! I ain't got nothing to do with it {Woman (Syleena)} Oh You got something to do with it. Yeah, whatever. We Gon' See [Verse 2: Syleena Johnson] All you ladies having babies, just to keep a man around (There is one thing you should wanna know) Sit and think about the drama you will bring to the child (And how you're using him for dough) How you gon' say (he's the baby's daddy) When you been all over town (Don't you know you reap, just what you sow) Open legs, and empty heads, don't do much but keep you down (you're gonna get more than you bargained for) [Chorus: Syleena Johnson] And Oh now you're an episode Feelings out of control On some Maury Povich shit Looking all crazy when clearly You could have prevented it Pay attention to the chicks you hit And oh! you're just an episode Now everybody knows you on some Maury Povich shit Heartache and pain, cause DNA, made not much your attachment Bet you wear a condom with the next chick [Skit - Woman & Man Arguing on the Maury Povich Show] {Woman (Syleena)} - What? Well then take the test {Man (Cold Hard)} - Man, I took the test. Shut up {Host} - And I have the test results right here! {Woman (Syleena)} - Tell him, Maury! Tell him! {Host} - In the case of 2 year old Johnny Cold Hart, You are NOT the father {Man (Cold Hard)} - I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! {Woman (Syleena)} - AW!!!!!! [Verse 3: Coldhard] First of all, you know, that I know, that I know, that you know that you lyin', That baby eyes ain't' nothin' like mine I'm a pimp, and you still wanna be mine Now you callin' my mama-n-em' lyin' talking bout we do it sometimes Girl quit callin' my mama, she don't need that drama, should'na chase me with that knife! Say you tryin' to get me to do what's right Sometimes I wanna slap you with all my might Cause you be trippin' for nothin' you must be crazy or somethin' And I done took the blood test twice Girl yo baby wanna be like Mike, cause that's who it look like Try'na stick me with a shorty, even though we did the naughty It could be somebody else's right? [Chorus: Syleena Johnson] Oh now you're an episode Feelings out of control On some Maury Povich shit Looking all crazy when clearly You could have prevented it Pay attention to the chicks you hit And oh, you're just an episode Now everybody knows you on some Maury Povich shit Heartache and pain, cause DNA, made not much your attachment Bet you wear a condom with the next chick [Ending: Syleena Johnson] Oh! Oh! You on some Maury Povich shit Now you looking crazy baby Yeah! yea-ay-yeah! Oh!