Christmas Smörgåsbord

Lyrics

[Intro: Swedish Chef] Merry Christmas Smörgåsbord [Verse 1: Male Chorus] When it's Christmas time in Sweden And the snow is ten feet deep He holes up in his kitchen To make his Christmas treats People come from near and far To hinterland and fjord Just to get a taste of his Christmas Smörgåsbord [Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus] Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot The lingonberries are sweet Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd His surströmming is a treat Lutfisk and rice Isn't that nice? We might have to loosen our skirts Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog He makes us eat 'til it hurts [Swedish Chef gibberish] [Verse 2] His meatballs are so Swedish His marzipan's a delight (Yum yum) But his marinated fishballs Will keep you up all night Top it off with pralines In a swiss nut nougat [?] The reindeer stew will bring you back to His Christmas Smörgåsbord [Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus] Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot The lingonberries are sweet Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd His surströmming is a treat Lutfisk and rice Isn't that nice? We might have to loosen our skirts Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog He makes us eat 'til it hurts [Bridge: Male Chorus & Female Chorus, both] Queen's Blend preserves Blackcurrant preserves Gooseberry preserves Cloudberry preserves So many preserves He simply deserves To take center stage and say Dinner is served (Dinner is served) [Swedish Chef gibberish] [Chorus: Male Chorus & Female Chorus] Dip in the pot, the buljong is hot The lingonberries are sweet Dopp in the pot, a taste of tunnbröd His surströmming is a treat Lutfisk and rice Isn't that nice? We might have to loosen our skirts Y'all try the glögg, before it's off the dog He makes us eat 'til it hurts