Lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen Hello But in Spanish that's Au revoir, auf wiedersehen (That is the wrong way round!) Ok then Auf wiedersehen, au revoir You see there are three types of people in this world People that can count And people that can't And with this in mind I'm gonna present to you The only one who counts Sway! Take it away Sway [Verse 1] Hello everybody I'm Sway Welcome to my world I'm coming to you from the same place as the Spice Girls But I don't flipping sit around sipping tea I rap more than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve And when I show up The crowd stares in disbelief And the host drops the mic And kisses his teeth I'm the reason some of these A&Rs are crying Coz their MDs are screaming down the phone "Why the hell haven't we signed him?" (We can't find him!) Some of these rappers need reminding "They ain't not on my level mate" Coz even in Australia I'm flying But keep trying You only live once So if you ain't living it up You ain't living You're dying [Chorus] Sick world That's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is right (No, no) This world That's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite (Host, host) (Ey mate!) (Sway!) (What you wanna do mate?) (Do you wanna put it on the barbie?) (Or put it in the barbie?) (Barbie barbie barbie) (Bobby Brown) [Verse 2] One day I wanna be bigger than Peter Andre Or bigger than the pair of lips Kissing on Beyonce Bigger than the willy shown in "Any Given Sunday" Selling units in Amsterdam Sweden And Francais The other day me and my enemy was beefing So I hit him in the face with a baseball bat And he was bleeding Somebody asked why I did it I said I didn't I was swinging it And you knows bats It didn't see him I'm going to America Like Slick Rick and Floetry To show everybody my big bollocks And British poetry But if I flop I'll just come back in disguise Tie a British flag over my face So no one knows it's me (Sway!) [Chorus] Sick world That's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is right (No, no) This world That's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite (Host, host) (Hey!) (Foolish boy!) (Whariis you are doin'?) (This is nonsense) (Nonsense oh!) (I didn't swim all the way from Ghana for this oh!) (No way) [Bridge] From the day I was born I been torn between two worlds My imagination and normal Got bored of watching horror films and porn Thus my mind conjured up thoughts abnormal Trapped in a world I made that ain't mine And you can't see it all in a day It takes time Come visit my living room of lyrics and you'll find There's a picture of my future in my frame of mind [Verse 3] You see me? I got too much CDs And watch too much TV One day my teacher asked me what I want to be At parent's evening And I replied "I want to be a tree" He laughed But then my mum started cussing me in Twi And over the days The ladies never wanted me, like "Uh, like Derek's like as ugly as can be" Coz my tooth Wasn't exactly straight Know what I mean, gov? Like, me and the dentist wasn't exactly mates So for about a year I had to wear a flippin' brace Feeling like a punk for 350 days Then I took off my braces Got beard in places Now if a chick don't like me she's racist [Chorus] Sick world That's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is right (No, no) This world That's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite (Host, host) Sick world That's all up in my mind I don't know what is wrong I don't know what is right (No, no) This world That's going on inside Don't know who to kick out Or who I should invite (Host, host) [Outro] It's a sick world It's a sick world It's a sick world It's a sick world