Santa’s Rap Party

Lyrics

Merry Christmas and good tidings to all Here we go y'all Mink coats and diamond rings and a glass of real fine wine Cadillacs and Mercedes, that's what I call a real good time Long legs and short legs, hey there all fine with me I don't get around but once a year so I get it on now you see Now some friends call me Santa, and some call me ol' Nick But when it comes to loving girls I just don't miss a trick Now clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands If the bass in the place don't throw it in your face Then you go home and get right down Now grab yourself a partner, and get up on the floor I don't wanna see you sittin' around No, I don't want you sittin' no more Now get on down everybody Get on down to the real fine sound Now if you ever wondered, why Ol' Nick's oh-so jolly Let me tell you about my happy days and I tell what you can do now If you want to be real happy, then what you've got to do Is get yourself a real fine girl and you just know what to do Now clap your hands everybody, everybody clap your hands Now get on down to the Christmas sound, I want you to get on down Now I don't know what the others do and I'm not trying to be like the rest But when you're listening to this guy, you're listening to the best Here I go once again tryin' to tell you how my friends Have yourself a Merry one, the one you can depend Now Christmas comes just once a year and you got to do it right You'll only get this chance again but it'll be a year in the night Now if you want to do it once and you want to do it real fine Just get yourself a bottle of the greatest champagne wine Then take your girl to her apartment, then you lock the door And when you start to talk to her you'll know you [?] Well if your fat, black, skinny or wack C'mon and get the bone right out your back I said hip y'all, to the beat y'all Beat-beat y'all, c'mon Well I'm one of a kind and I'll rock your mind And I'll do-it, do-it every time I'm an Ace of Spades, I'm a jack of all trades To the ladies I'm number one And if you raise your hands and arch your back I'm sure we're gonna have some fun I said on and on and on and on Like hot butter on, the what, popcorn Float like a butterfly and I sting like a bee And if the ladies don't watch their panties, I'm faster than Muhammad Ali Let me remind y'all We're in the house, we're in the house We're out and out and we're all about C'mon I said Ismael I said Cameo Let's go, let's go To the beat y'all, to the disco I said on and on and on and on Like hot butter on, the what, the popcorn Said dibby-dibby-dive and so-so-socialize Come on and make my what rise Come on, to the beat y'all Like this y'all There's 365 days a year Hey there Santa, are you really really there? I said, I love diamonds and I love pearls All those pretty little shiny white pearls I said hey there Santa, I bet you didn't know They make my little heart just dance and go I said right on Santa, you're my mellow man Going through the chimneys all across the land