Dirtweed

Lyrics

[Intro: 'Blow' (2001)] [Judge]: You stand accused of possession of six hundred and sixty pounds of marijuana with intent to distribute. How do you plead? [George]: "Well, in all honesty, I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to prison. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a bunch of plants [Judge]: Gosh, you know, your concepts are really interesting, Mister Unfortunately for you, the line you crossed was real and the plants you brought with you were illegal, so your bail is twеnty thousand dollars *Gavel bang* [Verse 1: Priviledge] This first time I get it thеn I'm gonna flip it and split it and Show you what's good nigga Your style is really hurtful bitch you're wishing it good Couldn't have grabbed or gripped or stabbed your ass With the passion of ravenous dogs and shit and Right when I get going gotta go come shoot Do we [?] or not I just rock and Roll like MDMA he say, she say ask the DJ pass the love pants Pina like dance to the whole set that she's a Maneater Man you woulda loved to meet her But you gotta feed the meter If you catch my double speak on Adobe speakers It's the keynote dreamer keep it happening ain't no actin' canon It's just active rounds bearing down, spin like that merry-go-round When she went down on everybody and Sally too... I mean also She was the president of LickMyBalls Co. - Incorporated But that chick was trash, man, I just always end up masturbating I said that broad was wack, I always end up masturbating Anna Karenina and My Lolita flippin' sticky pages Passed out with my hand strokin', masturbating [Interlude: Billy Woods] That's some nasty shit right there, man Too much information I'm here with… you know This what I know, man [Chorus: Billy Woods (Priviledge?)] I know a thing about a thing or two If you gon' bring a brew then you better bring a few (Bring a few) I know a thing about a thing or two If you blazin' in the ride put the weed in your shoe (In your shoe) I know a thing about a thing or two If you know some thick girls go ahead and bring 'em through (Bring 'em through) I know a thing about a thing or two If you gon' bring a brew then you better bring a few (Bring a few Nigga!) (You boys stop this foolishness right now!) [Verse 2: Billy Woods] There's only one blunt left, and no lighter Story of my life, right? Driving through storms with no wipers Got the formula and forgot the diapers Paid the piper but surprise, surprise The package was significantly lighter than advertised Now it's either: be easy or tangle with the neighborhood sniper, the choice is yours Apparently Strobelite Honey is the flavor of the month I'll pass on the flavored blunt That way I don't gotta pass the strawberry skunk to y'all chumps Mash the gas when he says pop the trunk or be propped up on that top bunk 15 months, "let me see those hands!" Amazing, more haters than fans but Woods got major plans Like the intro on Biggie first album Back then it was Martin or Malcolm, now it's either Kanye West Or that surly gentleman over there in the bulletproof vest And oh yes let's not forget the streets embrace vicious common-law marriage Only 'til death do you part, the strong succumb to the smart And the cunning manipulate the dumb to bust they guns Tom's of Maine, son, now brush those gums I be the yellow tooth bastard in this neck of the woods Watchin' city slickers through a rifle scope Hummin' the bassline to 'We In The Hood' right before I start blastin' Thinkin' I should clean the weed from off that 'No Trespassing' sign I really should, I really should I fucked up the verse and still don't care Fuck you I'm getting everywhere [Chorus: Billy Woods] I know a thing about a thing or two If you gon' bring a brew then you better bring a few I know a thing about a thing or two If you blazin' in the ride put the weed in your shoe I know a thing about a thing or two If you know some thick girls go ahead and bring 'em through [Outro: Billy Woods - Slurred] I know a thing about a thing or two [Unintelligible humming in same melody as Chorus]