IF I CAN’T WIN JUST STAB HIM

Lyrics

[Intro: Soulja Boy & (Bow Wow) Arguing] Ay look (You wanna know what's funny Soulja?) I got lemonade, Bow Wow (You motherfucking right nigga) (I'm everywhere) It's magically delicious Bow Wow [Verse 1] Let's fucking go, blue shell that hoe I don't hang with nobody, I hang with my bros Snort the cocaine like snow Feelin' like the Lorax, keep letting it grow Pimp a wheelie, I don't give out freebies I'm really bad at business, I just wanna make some money 90 degrees, in the heat, I'm still alone, no AC Just rapping over beats First I wanted to write over this, and then I realized it was a waste of time I gotta take a piss, I don't wanna wait for things They say, "Do you want things handеd to you" I say, "Hell yeah, why wouldn't you?" I just wanna stack up some monеy, some money blue Don't even like jeans, but I'll wear them if they're True [Bridge] I'm so good at Mario Kart I will slap the shit out of you, I will beat the shit out of you I will kill you, I will destroy you, I will Don't even get me started Just blew in the mic, I'm not even supposed to do that (Hey my name is Zorotl, the engineer. I hate my job) [Refrain: (Bow Wow) & Soulja Boy still arguing] Nigga I'm in every gas, every gas station in America (So if I walk in Citgo, I can get the Soulja Lemonade?) If you walked in 7/11 you could get the Soulja Lemonade (Alright look) (Yay) [Verse 2] Got a starman, I'm a star man Dancing in my car, swerving really hard Just left the bar, gonna wreck No Nintendo Direct Man fuck my ex, I literally fucked my ex Bitch I'm hungover, I think I need water Where is my father? (Yahoo) At the gym with no spotter, I'ma lift some weights Flexing with money and with no fucking plates Niggas talk about running, you can run from my fist You just like to run cause you can't life for shit Why you need to run, cause you run like a bitch I am not a bitch, I will take a fist If I'm in a fight I'll make sure to end it If I can't win, I'll just stab him (Too bad, you lost your machine) [Verse 3] Bitch I'm hungover, I need water Where's my father? Call my phone more than once, don't even bother That girl is out of control, someone needs to stop her But I won't do shit, cause I'm not her father [Outro] Hey Josh, it's MJF, heard you're a big fan Guess what? I don't give a shit Go fuck yourself (Evil Empire, laughing all the way to the bank) Your opinion doesn't actually matter, got it? I gotta go