Club Jump Like Wipeout

Lyrics

[Intro] Oh yeah yeah, haha I used to be a ninja warrior, y'know I don't know if you guys knew that I was like kinda shitty but kinda decent [Verse 1] Feel like Drew Drechsel, got bitches on my dick Feel like Ninja Warrior, club jumping to this Feel like Wipeout, bitches jumping on my balls Feel like Yusuke cause I'm gonna win it all Running like a Mexican up that Warped Wall Feeling like a veteran cause I didn't get a call Waiting outside the club like it's the walk-on line Just like TV, these girls wasting so much time Feel like Wipeout, bitches jumping on the balls Feel like Drеw Drechsel, all the fеds read all my calls [Verse 2] Got some money, too little, yeah it's not enough Tired of man-whoring, man I just want some love Got some girls that I know but I don't talk to them Got some spare dope that I ain't get rid of At a Halloween party, bitch I'm so fucking horny I dropped out of school so I'm so fucking lonely Older bitches love me, older bitches adore me Used to troll on Tinder but that shit got boring Mussolini swag how I leave my friends hanging Stopped talking to them cause I don't like explaining Used to walk a mile home from school every single day Got two Arni Sticks in my bag if you wanna play I keep one in the chamber cause I do not fuck with strangers Cops showing up to the scene like some Power Rangers Feel like Drew Drechsel, got bitches on my dick At the party dancing like it's a Disney flick Feeling like Wipeout, got bitches on my balls Feel like Yusuke cause I'm up that Warped Wall Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 3] Sh1ny my friend he got a big placement Got some dead friends so I'm looking for replacements Used to shoot heroin right inside my basement She said I been getting lazy, I'm so damn complacent Need a good girl to put me on the straight and narrow Got a sword in my pocket, bitch I'm Jack Sparrow Shoot my shot, bitch I'm Oliver, I'm Arrow Getting shot in the face, bitch you're De Niro Making disses but I don't even know who these are for Not posting guns on my page, I'm not going to court Don't really think I just press record Making all these songs cause I'm so damn bored I'm so bored, I'm so bored Ruben Slikk [Outro] The reason I made this song, especially the Drew Drechsel line Is cause I know they're gonna get people mad Y'know what I'm saying It's called attention Like a blog post saying, "Oh my God I can't believe he said that" Whatever bro, whatever